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Post by Neil on Apr 12, 2006 0:20:02 GMT -5
Well, there might be more than 11 spiders for every human.
I'm not sure though. Perhaps it said 'average American'.
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Post by Flash Admin on Apr 12, 2006 3:54:01 GMT -5
haha, yeah Americans eating up all the worlds resources...... and the mainstream spider population
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Post by °• Tash •° on Apr 12, 2006 10:15:18 GMT -5
Lmao Yeah but it's when your sleeping so think about it, you sleep with your mouth open, a tiny spider crawls inside your mouth, maybe crawls down your throat and the next time you swallow in your sleep the spiders away into your stomach. Ewww! But yeah kinda disgusting....  |
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Post by Flash Admin on Apr 12, 2006 17:24:28 GMT -5
spiders arnt stupid, there not gonna go on suicide missions just for funnies.
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Post by Neil on Apr 12, 2006 18:40:17 GMT -5
Well, yes, because American swallow up all the food (60% are overweight), and weight is related to snoring, Americans might snore with their mouths open for spiders.
Actually, spiders often enjoy cool dark damp places (hmmm...like in a human), so the mouth is like a dark moist hole waiting to be used. Then, when they're inside, they suddenly find themselves being sucked down (swallowed), and perhaps taking a few knocks from the teeth, and then going down the esophagus and having a difficult time breathing. By the time they get to the stomach, there's not much left for the stomach to grind and digest.
But I'm not sure. Perhaps they actually crawl down the esophagus and then eat tapeworms and wait there or just find their way out in the excrete.
Spiders have low intelligence compared to most organisms. Have you ever swalloed an insect? Well, the situation is similar.
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Post by °• Tash •° on Apr 13, 2006 15:43:10 GMT -5
Riiiight i can't be bothered reading that. zZzzZz sorry lol. Em yeah...in my oppinion spiders are minging creatures that the average human swallows so many times in their lifetime....  |
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Post by MIKE on Apr 16, 2006 2:04:22 GMT -5
Well 11 in your lifetime.
That's like one per 7 years for the average life.
Also, I'm american, and not overweight -- pretty sure just a high metabolism (however you spell that) though.
Also, spiders are actually good for you, all the nutrients and crap. Yummmm.
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Post by Neil on Apr 16, 2006 11:28:56 GMT -5
They probably are in most cases if you eat them and they don't just crawl around alive.
You spelled metabolism correctly.
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Post by °• Tash •° on Apr 16, 2006 13:22:30 GMT -5
Yeah Mikes not daft believe it or not  And spiders wont exactly stay alive in your stomach, will they? |
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Post by Neil on Apr 16, 2006 19:15:02 GMT -5
I can't say Mike's completely daft, but I think he's somewhat daft.
Spiders won't stay alive in your stomach because your stomach has loads of acid. But tiny young spiders might stay alive down the esophagus until they meet the stomach.
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Post by Flash Admin on Apr 17, 2006 5:55:39 GMT -5
haha, yeah having their little spider tea partys and such.
Can i have some sugestions for a new soundboard? Voice, Quotes, Sayings. please.
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Post by °• Tash •° on Apr 17, 2006 15:10:20 GMT -5
Haha.
Erm how about - Tash ur the best, Tash ur the greatest person that ever exsisted and u have the best site that i've ever seen apart from mine!
Nah erm how about impressions of people - animals, celebrities ?
I dunno i can't think!
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Post by MIKE on Apr 17, 2006 20:41:19 GMT -5
Like, stuff you would actually want to say....
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Post by Neil on Apr 17, 2006 20:55:27 GMT -5
Cory, this is really cheap! Now I have only 1 star and I'm still 'Trash Can'!
Come on, Animator!
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Post by Neil on Apr 17, 2006 20:57:00 GMT -5
Chimney Sweep? 2 blue stars? 60 posts?
This is getting very odd!
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Nirvana rox!
